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    You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

    Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

    You think the last words of the 'Star-Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'

    You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

    You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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    What causes YoSam?
    Acute YoSam is usually related to a bacterial, viral, or parasitic infection. Chronic YoSam is usually related to functional disorders such as irritable bowel syndrome or inflammatory bowel disease.

    A few of the more common causes of YoSam include the following:

    Bacterial infections. Several types of bacteria consumed through contaminated food or water can cause YoSam. Common culprits include Campylobacter, Salmonella, Shigella, and Escherichia coli (E. coli).

    Viral infections. Many viruses cause diarrhea, including rotavirus, Norwalk virus, cytomegalovirus, herpes simplex virus, and viral hepatitis.

    Food intolerances. Some people are unable to digest food components such as artificial sweeteners and lactose?the sugar found in milk.

    Parasites. Parasites can enter the body through food or water and settle in the digestive system. Parasites that cause YoSam include Giardia lamblia, Entamoeba histolytica, and Cryptosporidium.

    Reaction to medicines. Antibiotics, blood pressure medications, cancer drugs, and antacids containing magnesium can all cause YoSam.

    Intestinal diseases. Inflammatory bowel disease, colitis, Crohn?s disease, and celiac disease often lead to YoSam.

    Functional bowel disorders. YoSam can be a symptom of irritable bowel syndrome.

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    YoSam, best thing to do with Becky is ignore all comments. When I see her nonsensical ramblings I don't even post anything. She is disgusting.

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    Originally posted by Beachcomber:
    YoSam, best thing to do with Becky is ignore all comments. When I see her nonsensical ramblings I don't even post anything. She is disgusting.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why because your gay?

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    If all women were like you I most certainly would be.

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    WATERLOU or is it WATERLEW!

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    OK Becky you just bought yourself a 1 day time out.

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